"If this turns out to be a porn thing I'll kill you. I quit that years ago. "


Mesmeralda is a creature made up of hundreds of pounds of animated rope and one giant unblinking eye. Due to her tentacled nature she did some jobs in the past that she’s not too proud of and has yearned to move into something more mainstream and family friendly.

After her encounter with Team Alpha she finally got her wish. She has since retired from her position as Senior Guard Monster of Dragon’s Lair and become the head-mistress of the newly founded Destiny Falls Orphanage.



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