Dirk the Daring
A commonly seen man known throughout the Dragon’s Lair for his brazen assaults and more commonly, his horrific slayings. Yes, plural slayings. Dirk has managed to find almost uncountable ways of entering the Dragon’s Lair and somehow has always found a possible method of dying. In his mind, he is a valiant knight on a quest to rescue the fair princess from the clutches of an evil dragon by finding his way through the castle of a dark wizard. His shenanigans have deeply raised the operating costs of the auction house as few on staff remain after coming to work and finding a man slain by a broom puncturing his anus.